Tag Archives: Shane Doan

In Hockey, Either You’re In, Or You’re Out.

I’ve been meaning to blog for days, but then this happened: ………… what was I gonna blog about?  OH YEAH IT’S JULY.  FREEEEEEEE AGENTS. Ray left.  No one was super surprised.  He wanted money.  We’re on food stamps.  Frick.  DAMN … Continue reading

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RFAs, UFAs, and Doan Forsake Us Shane

The new cap numbers (that mean nothing) look like this:  All teams must spend at least 54.2 million and no more than 70.2 million.  These numbers are nothing more than an extremely loose guide as the new CBA will change … Continue reading

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Shane Doan, Are You There? It’s Me, AJ.

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD……….. and that means the curse she placed on Hockey Jesus that would keep him from ever scoring a hat trick was lifted (maybe this bodes well for playoffs too?). PRAISE DOAN! I am so … Continue reading

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Meh. It’s just all so…….. meh.

What a year.  Unfortunately, it seems to be ending on an increasingly downward spiral. Things are seeming bleak and my interest in hockey is at an all-time low.  I just feel so MEH about it.  I used to be upset … Continue reading

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Extreme Couponing — Coyotes Edition

A small update on the ownership news:  Roc said that Jamison says that the Coyotes could be off the market in 72 hours.  Now I hope the boys don’t get all dressed up for the Prom and get stood up … Continue reading

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The Hockey Gods Gave Us A Redo! Prepare for the Alternate Ending Mofos.

Major deja vu eh?  The Red Wings.  We lost last year because our guys overslept and didn’t make it to the Job in time for the game and we had to send out their pretty untalented twins to face the … Continue reading

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Playoffs: Bring On The Wangs.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! So damn sick of the Red Wangs!  But, I feel more comfortable playing against them then the Sharks.  Also, we play pretty well at the Joe. Here are a few important notes about our lovely playoff series: 1.  HOLY … Continue reading

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Avalanche? More Like A Melty McFlurry

We seem to have trouble getting out of the gate.  The first period was very disjointed and we didn’t seem to have a ton of drive.  Thankfully, the Avs pretty much sucked.  I didn’t realize until today that Pyatt didn’t … Continue reading

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We Need Major Band-Aids, STAT!

So everyone is dead. Marty…. dead. Korpi….. dead. Fiddy…… dead. Jovo, still dead.  OEL, healthy scratch dead.  Tikhonov, Rampage dead. So the team that was playing against the Sharks last night was some type of mish-mash of Coyotes players.  Good … Continue reading

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Missing In Action…… Marty…Rostya.. and Me!

We’re on a bit of a roll.  We’re 4-0-1 since we came back to kick Detroit in the shootout (RED WINGS SUCK!).  Bryz has been solid.  We have scored goals.  We’ve come back from deficits.  We’ve done everything that a … Continue reading

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