Tag Archives: Ryan Kesler

GI Joe? Suck It. Meet The New Real American Hero.

Alright boys and girls, I’m going to let you in on a little secret.  Ok, it’s a big secret.  Someone has been lying.  Someone has been undercover….. so far undercover that you would have no clue of what his real … Continue reading

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Bears Maul Lumberjacks

So the Canucks went down in flames.  Thank God.  There is no way in hell that Luongo, Burrows, Bieksa, or Lapierre deserve to lift the Cup after their pansy ass play.  I will never forgive Burrows for those slashes to … Continue reading

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Best For Last

Posts have been lagging, basically because the end of my work year has been super busy and I figure my seven week summer vacation will allot me some mondo blogging time.  So, for now, I’m going to use some hockey … Continue reading

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Damn American Heartbreaker

Hey Ryan? We need to talk.  I heard a concerning rumor today and I wanted to talk to you about it before I got upset.  I heard that you signed an extension with the Canucks. Well you may deny it, … Continue reading

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Kesler Attacks! *Shakes Fist* KESLER!

KESLER!  WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???? You look…. nice.  Look I’m sorry about the yelling and fist shaking.  But, you’re back with the Canucks.  I hate Luongo.  What?  You hate Luongo too?  Awwww <3!!! WAIT! NO!  We’re both going to … Continue reading

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What Year Is It???? (Kesler, it’s over, let me go!)

What a freaking night.  It was UP!  It was DOWN!  It was SPECTACULAR!  It was CRAPTACULAR! First period: Stempniaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!  Holy crap kid, what were you doing being buried on the Leafs?  You like………. shoot and stuff.  What a crazy concept! … Continue reading

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