Tag Archives: Martin Hanzal

The Rumors Of Our Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

BIG WHEEL KEEP ON TURNIN’, PROUD MARY KEEP ON BURNIN’…. ROLLIN’! ROLLIN’! ROLLING ON THE RIVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. We seem to be on a run ladies and gentlemen.  I mean, it’s February.  It’s what we do in February.  Hopefully we don’t lose … Continue reading

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Meh. It’s just all so…….. meh.

What a year.  Unfortunately, it seems to be ending on an increasingly downward spiral. Things are seeming bleak and my interest in hockey is at an all-time low.  I just feel so MEH about it.  I used to be upset … Continue reading

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We Owned The Night

Thank God.  Seriously, Thank God. I do not think that my streak of never going to jail would have survived if we had not won this game.  With everything that has gone wrong, all the ownership that has been drug … Continue reading

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I Lead A Martin Hanzal Appreciation Life

I’ve been missing in action for sure and something huge has happened!  Unlike the Center Who Shall Not Be Named, apparently one boy…. man…… boyman knows where his home and the love is. MARTIN ELIJAH TYRONE HANZAL SIGNS FOR FIVE … Continue reading

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Extreme Couponing — Coyotes Edition

A small update on the ownership news:  Roc said that Jamison says that the Coyotes could be off the market in 72 hours.  Now I hope the boys don’t get all dressed up for the Prom and get stood up … Continue reading

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The Hockey Gods Gave Us A Redo! Prepare for the Alternate Ending Mofos.

Major deja vu eh?  The Red Wings.  We lost last year because our guys overslept and didn’t make it to the Job in time for the game and we had to send out their pretty untalented twins to face the … Continue reading

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Playoffs: Bring On The Wangs.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! So damn sick of the Red Wangs!  But, I feel more comfortable playing against them then the Sharks.  Also, we play pretty well at the Joe. Here are a few important notes about our lovely playoff series: 1.  HOLY … Continue reading

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Pupdate: End of the Road Edition & Practice Pics!

Thought I’d check in with our baby pups and see what they are up to after seeing the news that Philip Lane and Brandon Gormley were brought up to the AHL Rampage team this week.  It’s that time of the … Continue reading

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Missing In Action…… Marty…Rostya.. and Me!

We’re on a bit of a roll.  We’re 4-0-1 since we came back to kick Detroit in the shootout (RED WINGS SUCK!).  Bryz has been solid.  We have scored goals.  We’ve come back from deficits.  We’ve done everything that a … Continue reading

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Valley Low, Mountain High (aka RED WINGS SUCK!)

So much has happened.  We lost the Sam and the Uppy.  We gained a Czech, who apparently thought it was a good idea to take Prucha’s number?  So, sometimes, I like to yell out “GO PRU!  WHEN DID YOU LEARN … Continue reading

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