Tag Archives: Derek Morris

Extreme Couponing — Coyotes Edition

A small update on the ownership news:  Roc said that Jamison says that the Coyotes could be off the market in 72 hours.  Now I hope the boys don’t get all dressed up for the Prom and get stood up … Continue reading

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Who Knew Good Defense Started With A Z?

Breaking down our defense shouldn’t be hard, as demonstrated by the Fuck Wings this April.   We already changed out some pieces and this summer should equate to less changes for our not-so-sterling D. Where we were a year ago: … Continue reading

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Playoffs: Bring On The Wangs.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! So damn sick of the Red Wangs!  But, I feel more comfortable playing against them then the Sharks.  Also, we play pretty well at the Joe. Here are a few important notes about our lovely playoff series: 1.  HOLY … Continue reading

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The Boys Are Back In Town

So the boys came back last night.  No not the Hardy boys, Backstreet boys, or Boyz II Men.  Scottie and Sam.  😦  It was a rough game for them.  It was ultra weird seeing them playing against us. So the … Continue reading

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The Cheer Squad

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When The NHL Gives You Panthers, You Make Pantherade

There wasn’t any way to win the game last night.  Well, we technically could have won, but if you win, you just beat the Panthers, you are supposed to do that, ESPECIALLY without Vokoun.  If you lose, YOU LOSE TO … Continue reading

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Coyote Christmas Card Chaos

The Coyote players draw Christmas cards for charity and they are pretty epic.  We have our good artists (Aucoin, Prucha) and our…. well…. Bryz and Whitney.  But they are all amazing so here you go: (There is one set of … Continue reading

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Coyote Puzzle Pieces

After our run to the playoffs this season, it would be exceedingly helpful to have a lot of the same faces back next year, with maybe a more consistent scorer.  Let’s take a look at who we have wrapped up … Continue reading

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It Began Today.

PLAYOFFS ARE DIFFERENT.  THE ENTIRE MOTHERFREAKING GAME WAS LIKE OVERTIME WITHOUT THAT SWEET COMFORT OF SHOOTOUT THAT WE KNOW WE CAN DOMINATE.  I FELT HUNGOVER THIS MORNING FROM THE WHITEOUT. Warmups:  There were tons of fans and quite a few … Continue reading

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Underdogs…..Faith…….Yandleface

We are not loaded offensively. We do not have an Ovechkin, a Crosby, the Sedins, or Stamkos. We almost had no team. We have no power play. Logic says we are in trouble….. But I do not believe it. Why? … Continue reading

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