This is the super-important list of people that @lesleywk and I have decided should never…. ever… EVER… eeeeeeeeeeever be nude. This list was started when Zdeno Chara nearly ripped the cornea’s clear out of my eyes with his surprise attack in the buff on the interwebs.
It has been decided that this random act of nudity violence was propogated against us to spur us into action. #Nevernude action!
1. Zdeno Chara ~ You inspired the list, you are first on it bucko. Holy crap.
2. Phil Kessel ~ *Shudder* It would be like a shaved hampster. A really not cute one.
3. The Sedins ~ There is no need for gifts as thanks, you are welcome world.