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Well That’s One Way To Start A Roadtrip

The Sens, home of American Treasure Bobby Ryan!  I may have pet his chest and told him he looked like a picnic table once.  Allegedly.  Also home of Chris Neil who I want to buy a drink, dump it on … Continue reading

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Teen Wolf?

Who the hell is this team?  There are only 14 people back from last year and that’s counting Mike Smith, who I try my very best to forget.  And they are yooooooung.  Shane Doan is basically running a daycare, but … Continue reading

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Vrby’s Back, Tell A Friend

Holy Shit, the education system is in bad ass shape because the Flyers CANNOT count to five.  They keep thinking 6 is the new 5.  The referees don’t understand new math so: LOTS OF PENALTIES. Doaner.  If you add Chychrun … Continue reading

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Boyd Down

The Kings.  I freaking loathe the Kings.  I look at the entire roster and I’m like The Kings are like the Raiders of the NHL.  Kopitar is a quality dude, but GUILT BY ASSOCIATION. First Period: Rust?  Food hangover?  Focused … Continue reading

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100% Feelz

Nowadays I’m always freaking stoked about hockey because ZOMG TEEK IS BACK AND EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL AND RAINBOWS. While I’m over here being totes stoked: Then @azherdattacks tells me BB Goalie is starting…. …………….pterodactyl noises…….. Yes you are tired of … Continue reading

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I Have No Funny Title, I’m Ded.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! When the Hawks waived Teek, I hoped against hope. THIS IS ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS. PLEEEEEEEASE SANTA https://t.co/kJHSzYDs89 — Alpha Juliet (@Yotesgurl) December 5, 2015 Then: OH MY CHRIST OH MY CHRIST OH MY CHRIST SANTA IS REAL … Continue reading

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Tank Fail

THE COYOTES WERE SO FUCKING BAD.  But it was being horrible for a cause.  A chosen son, much like Crosby.  McDavid.  Dishonor for Connor.  YOU SUFFER AND THEN YOU GET THE PRIZE.  Here comes the lottery and the epic rejoic…… … Continue reading

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DIAF Hockey Gods

My BB Goalie sense was tingling this morning.  I check the twitters and BAM!  POW!  KERPLUNK!  STARTER BABY!!!!!!!!  I had to quick buy a ticket because while I am practically the fucking mayor of #TankTown, I don’t want to pay … Continue reading

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The Keysmashiest Keysmash That Ever Keysmashed…. aka BB Goalie NHL Debut

BEHOLD!  THE CHILD GUARDIAN HAS COME FORTH TO STOPETH THY RUBBER. BB GOALIE. WAS IT GOOD?  No.  BUT!  Let’s cut the kid some slack.  He joined the club today.  Like game day…… on a matinee game day and was thrown … Continue reading

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AND THE MCEICHEL RACE IS ON…… also bb goalie?

We tossed in the towel today.  DUDE, I AM SO IN.  At least we have an honest direction now.  There is no way we make the playoffs this year and being in denial only prolongs the inevitable and hurts our … Continue reading

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