Marty/points, Olli/down, Joe/preggo

EVERYTHING IS HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

THERE WAS MARTY GOAL.  MARTY ASSISTS.  TOBI GOALS.  OMGGGGGGGGGG.

wait, why is Oliver on the…………….THIS IS NOT A MOTHERFUCKING DRILL, OLLI BEAR DOWN.  THERE WAS LEAPING AND CUSSING AND THREATENING AND THEN………….. JOE.

GLOB

Let’s start at the beginning.

I kind of slept through the first period.  It started out really slow.  Mike Smith was in goal so I was pretty busy girding my loins for a loss BECAUSE MIKE SMITH.  But Tobi got a goal!

Tobias is my German homeboy!  End of the first period, Yotes up 1-0!

And then Coyotes almost went full-Coyote.  Tyutin and Wisniewski scored.  Coyotes down 2-1.  Wait, Wisniewski?   REACHES BACK INTO LONG ASS MEMORY.  BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DOAN FANS NEVER FORGET

DOAN FANS NEVER FORGET

Now that we have that bit of business out of the way, UGH COYOTES, Y U DO DIS?  Y U B SOOOOOOO BAD?!?!!?!?!?!?  I was starting to regret buying tick…….

OMG OLIVER GOAL FROM MARTY AND IM DED!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Europe for the win!!!!!!!  Next goal, Gagner (gag me) FROM MARTY AND OLIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some day we'll find it The EUROPE connection The Oliver, the Marty, and me.

Some day we’ll find it
The EUROPE connection
The Oliver, the Marty, and me.

AND THEN ADD IN A MARTY GOAL.  MAR MARRRRRRRRRRRRR

THIS PICTURE WILL BE ON MY GRAVESTONE, THANKS @IKEASTAN!!!

THIS PICTURE WILL BE ON MY GRAVESTONE, THANKS @IKEASTAN!!!

IT WAS INSANE.  ALL THE PUCKS!  GOING IN THE NET!  VIA THE COYOTES PLAYERS!  IN THE OPPONENTS NET!  Things actually going right!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?

MOTHER F

MOTHER F

OLIVER.

DOWN.

Now, I was sitting in Row B.  Oliver goes down our corner.  I literally leap into the front row, standing on the seat, hands up against the glass, and thinking about going over the glass.

I feel that I handled it well.

omg gollum

crying brainFIGHT45FIGHT1

HOLD ME BACK

HOLD ME BACK

FUCK YOU SKILLE

FUCK YOU SKILLE

im doneSERIOUSLY.  THIS IS THE EVIDENCE OF HOW WELL I TOOK IT:

I did not break blood vessels in my hand beating the glass (Prucha incident)

I did not stand up and scream GETZLAF YOU F@#@% C**KS****ER (Mueller incident)

LOOK AT ALL MY PERSONAL GROWTH.

Back to the game:  OH MY CHRIST OLIVER IS DEAD.  He was down.  The trainer came out.  Olli did skate off on his own, but he went straight to the locker room and SKILLE CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL.  DO NOT PASS GO.  DO NOT COLLECT $200.  Fucker.

Olli came back at the start of the third period. Chipchura scored.  Gagner scored again.  Marty had another assist.  I COULDN’T EVEN CHEER, I WAS STILL SO PISSED.

ya freakin hoo.

ya freakin hoo.

Hawkeye is getting thrown out of the new Avengers movie and being replaced by JOE. MOTHERFUCKING. VITALE.

GUYS.  HE FOUGHT SKILLE.  TO AVENGE THE OLLI.

Vitale stood toe to toe with Skille and was all:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

ME DURING THE FIGHT

ME DURING THE FIGHT

JOE.  SERIZ.  YOU AND ME.

JOE. SERIZ. YOU AND ME.

THE WHOLE CROWD WAS ALLL

THE WHOLE CROWD WAS ALL

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I MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY IMPREGNATED THIS MAN.  THINGS WERE HAPPENING.

I MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY IMPREGNATED THIS MAN. THINGS WERE HAPPENING.

i cannot.  we don’t have like an “enforcer”.  it somewhat stresses me out.  olli chirps.  he is good.  he frustrates people much bigger than him.  thus far, he has chosen to play without the bubblewrap i really want him to use.  bad things are bound to happen.  BUT YOU KNOW WHO YOU CAN FUCKING COUNT ON?  THIS FUCKING GUY RIGHT HERE

THIS FUCKING SUPERHERO RIGHT HERE.

HUSBAND

BYE SKILLE

BYE SKILLE

Big Coyotes win.  Oliver seems to be alive.  Marty had 4 points.  Joe avenged the OEL.  MY HEART RUNNETH OVER.

AJ Awards:

Stud of the Game:  Marty.  Huge game.  Deserves all the cookies.

New Supreme Overlord of My Soul:  Joe.  In some cultures, we are now considered married.

All-the-time Doghouse:  Mike Smith.  He did ok.  He ‘improved to 6-15-2.  Oy.

Our D May Be Sketch So We Throw Ourselves In The Path:  Murphy had 4 blocks and Stone had 5.  Z must be rubbing off on them!!!!

Lauri was announced as the starting center but took zero faceoffs.  Uhhhhh ok?

This game made me actually WANT TO GO TO MORE GAMES!  Whaaaaaaaaat?

Slow healing  -- but this game starting our healing process Yotes.

Slow healing — but this game starting our healing process Yotes.

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