It was a relatively quiet draft for the Coyotes. They haven’t picked this far back in the draft since 2003 when they didn’t have ANY picks until the third round. It was a long night with multiple trades happening with slow first rd picks. Seriously kids, you are world-class athletes, walk a little faster.
There wasn’t going to any be “super stars” left at the end of the first round so we went with what we knew. We drafted Scottsdale boy Henrik Samuelsson. Ulf’s kid. BB Ulf. Or as he shall henceforth be dubbed: BULF. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah 😀
The Coyotes will be way more busy tomorrow when they have 7 more picks. Wait, that cant be right, we originally had 9 total picks. Where the hell is the other draft pick? The 81st overall that we got from Philly for Bryz’s rights. WAKE SCOOBY DOO THE FUCK UP, WE HAVE A MYSTERY………………stay tuned………….
There are some things that happen in your life that you never get over. That first attachment that is significant and when you lose it, it’s unbearable. They say you go through five stages of grief when you lose someone. I believe that when you have the opportunity to get that special someone back in your life, you go through the stages in reverse.
And once you work through all the stages……………………
No. I don’t believe it. I need confirmation. I can’t get excited and just have the rug pulled out from under me. I CAN GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN. I NEED CONFIRMATION.
Z, IS IT TRUE? UR COMING HOME?
ZBYNEK, I AM BEING SERIOUS, IS IT TRUE?
OH MY GOD.
SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS, I THINK IM GONNA……….
CAN’T STOP, MUST…….
CALL BFF TO SCREAM FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
EMAIL BOYFRIEND “HOLY FUCKING FUCK WE GOT Z BACK”
GO TO TWITTER JAIL FOR ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-ING
GET SECOND TWITTER ACCT IN TWITTER JAIL FOR ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-ING
PLAN TO GET A FACE TATTOO OF Z BECAUSE HE IS FUCKING EVERYTHING
MAKE A COUNTDOWN LIST UNTIL TRAINING CAMP BECAUSE FUCKING Z IS COMING HOME LIKE A PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP
HAVE A FUCKING CORONARY CUZ YOU KNOW YOU’LL GET TO HEAR Z SAY “YOU KNOW” LIKE A MILLION TIMES EVERY INTERVIEW FOR SEASONS TO COMEEEEEEEEEE
TELL THE GUYZ THEIR FAVORITE GOALIE IS BACK IN TOWN
MAKE 9,264 SIGNS WITH HEARTS ALL OVER THEM BECAUSE I LUFFLE HIM
SEND A MESSAGE TO ALL THE FANS THAT BOO’D Z WHEN HE CAME BACK TO TOWN WITH THE PENS
BURY THEM IN THE DESERT AND THEN BE TOTALLY HAPPY CUZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
IT’S SO HARD TO DESCRIBE EXACTLY HOW THIS FEELS. I NEED MY FRIEND GENO TO LEND A HAND.
AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
BACK THE FUCK OFF RELOCATIONISTS. SHIT JUST GOT REAL.