WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kind of. I mean, we fully got the two points, but holy crap, I don’t know the last time a game has made me scream and cover my eyes more than that epic D-crapfest! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! <— me. Ask @JordanEllel who was stuck sitting next to me.
So I admit it, I was bashing Schlemko being on the power play…………. and then he scored. So I thought that badmouthing the players made them score. Turns out…… nope…… just trashing Schlem. Now, I like Schlem. I’m just so torn because OEL > Schlem. GAH!
There were 9000 shots on goal……….. for Dallas. Poor Bryz was like WHY YOU HAFTA BE MAD AT ME? I IZ NICE GUY! IZ JUST GAME! And Dallas kept on shooting. It was a freaking miracle that they didn’t score 5 on 5 and only once on the power play.
Boeds put a nice hit or two during the game and made Jordan comment about how he was able to throw his weight around, despite being small. He’s tough in the corners, can be strong on the puck and several times came out of a 50/50 battle with the puck.
Me? I’d put money on Boeds coming out of a corner battle against Pyatt with the puck. Speaking of which, we had crazy turnovers. CRAZY TURNOVERS!
OH MAN, AND ONE OF THE DOUCHEY DALLAS GUYS FUCKING SLASHED VRBY IN THE LEG AND VRBY HAD OWWIES AND HALF OF MY CZECHS ARE DEAD ALREADY AND WE CAN’T LOSE ANOTHER ONE.
Ok, so Vrby lived, but that’s not the point. We can’t handle any more injuries. Jovo should be back next week. Korps maybe next week. And Marty?
Marty’s dead. Where have you been?
There is technically “some chance” that he would play during the regular season. That means he will not and he is dead. Fuck.
Our PK has been ultra shakey since all these injures to our main PKers. VRBATA WAS ON THE PK LAST NIGHT. We iz in trouble.
Colorado is up next. Then we go to LA and finish up with a home & home with San Ho.
Plus ownership crap.