The Boys Are Back In Town

Uppy, is this Halloween or what? Why you wearing that........ OMG IT WASN'T A DREAM, YOU REALLY ARE TRAPPED IN OHIO. OH NOEZZZZZZZZZZ

So the boys came back last night.  No not the Hardy boys, Backstreet boys, or Boyz II Men.  Scottie and Sam.  😦  It was a rough game for them.  It was ultra weird seeing them playing against us.

O Hey Sam!

So the game sucked.  Kinda like the Blues game sucked.  Boring hockey.  Yep, we totally shut them out and scored three goals, but …………. *yawn*.  Not a lot of prolonged pressure.  Our power play still majorly sucks.  And well………… Tippett hockey y’all.

I didn't even get to play against OEL. *hrmph*

Hanzal, OEL and Turris didn’t play.  I’m convinced that Marty is secretly dead and they fear what I will do if I found out.

OEL?  Remember him?  Yeah well unless he starts playing hockey other than at practice, the Swedish national team won’t remember him and he’ll be left out of the Worlds.  Oh by the way, OEL kicked ass at Worlds last year.  Don’t let the end of this year be a total loss for him.  And Jovo will be back in an estimated 7-8 days.  Fuck.

And Turris.  How pissed off is Tippett at Turris if we are missing Hanzal and having Korpikoski and Ebbett play center over Turris?  Do we have anyone with less than 4 years of NHL experience who is not constantly on Tippett’s shit list?  Ummm….. nope.  Which is a worse punishment, getting crap ice time and pressbox time or being stuck in the AHL?  This is how prospects get ruined.

Goal. Thank God.

I don’t think Boeds is magically higher on Tippett’s list.  I think GMDM traded Uppy and this is the forced result.

Boedsy got a goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  It was a rebound right to him and he had a pretty empty net, but it still counts damnit!  Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo kiddo!

BRB I gotta look up who else scored, cuz that’s how unmemorable the game was.

Oh yeah, it was Dmo and Rozsival.  Woot.

OH YEAH, FIDDY AND KORPS GOT HURT.  FUCK MY ACTUAL LIFE, THERE GO TWO MORE CENTERS.  WE KNOW MARTY IS SECRETLY DEAD SO NOW WE ARE LEFT WITH BELANGER AND EBBETT AND HOLY SHIT TIPPETT IS GONNA BE FORCED TO PLAY TURRIS.  And then we are still short!

Bizz also got his nose broken while fighting Jared Boll.  The same Jared Boll who is fucking dead to me for fighting Marty in Dec of last season.  My memory is long ya jerkwad.  Anyways, Bizz is hurt and they called up Ryan Hollweg.  Jesus.

How pissed off does Viktor Tikhonov have to be?  All season and no call-up, despite GMDM saying that he’s dying to get Teek up.  With Korps and Fiddy hurt, maybe Teek will get the call.  Of course, with how the other babies are being dealt with, maybe he’s better off.

Muck, grind, gnaw them down and win.  It’s effective at winning.  It’s boring as hell and isn’t the kind of hockey that puts butts in the seats.  Whatever Tipp, whatever.

Hmm, this post is a bit crabby considering we won and got a shutout, but damnit, I’m disappointed lately.

Anyways………..  you can check out my new article about the Keys to the Coyotes Post-season at The Fourth Period here:

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And you can always check out ALL my hockey pics at the Facebook page for my blog here:

The Good, The Bad, The Coyotes

Don’t forget to “like” it while you’re there 😛

And of course, some pics from last night:

Smiley Uppy..... right before he fell down during warmups. Awkward!

I wish he'd go without his lid during warmups.....

Rostya's partner in crime

Huh, what's this end of the stick used for?

Eyes? Lookout Pyatt, you've got competition...

Meh, I'm not worried......

Oh kiddo, someday they'll let you play...... when you're 30.

Boeds and Yandle...... high fives or pretend waitresses? Heeeeeeeeeeey

Likelihood of Yandle getting injured with a complex high five: Pretty high

UP HIGH BRZZYYY

BOOM

..............and the helmet knock. The End.

 

 

 

 

 

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