I swear to God this team is schizophrenic. Can’t score….. can’t score…. can’t score……….. six goals. And it wasn’t even against a crap team, the Kings had won 4 straight coming into last night’s game.
The first period was a shootout and that is a terrifying prospect for a team that has been struggling to score.
Doaner scores…. praise Jesus! WE GOT A GOAL! LET’S PUT THEM ON DEFENSIVE LOCKDOWN……
Kings score. Well hell.
Ray Whitney scores!!!! Ok DEFENSIVE LOCKDOWN FELLAS!
Kings score. You boys listen as well as shoes I swear to God.
UPPY TURNS ON HIS SCORING EYES AND BAM! Wooooooo boys!
Kings score. DAMNIT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
Then it happened.
So this Brett MacLean kid is the leading scorer in the history of the AHL Rampage. He’s never had an NHL game until tonight. Is he gonna be overrated?
So at the end of the first period, the Kings had three goals. Thankfully, we had four goals.
That’s right, four goals.
Now we put them on defensive lockdown? PLEASE? SOME DEFENSE PLEASE?
Jesus scores again. We all know about his endless quest for a hat trick so, two goals? Kind of a big deal.
5-3 Yotes. And we weren’t done. That Turris kid wasn’t gonna let his buddy MacLean show him up. Hells to the no. So the line of Boedker-Turris-MacLean had 2 goals.
KID LINE BITCHES!
So we owned the Kings. Thank God we had offensive mojo cuz we sure as hell didn’t have defensive mojo. Let’s hope we didn’t use up all our goals and we have some left for the Blues game tomorrow.
The Kids were awesome. Uppy was awesome. Doan was awesome. Yandle had three freaking assists! Whitney had two points. Not bad gentlemen.
Uh-Oh list: Wolski. Wide open net and shoots over the bar. Can’t buy a goal. Stempniak. Come on kiddo. Fiddler. You’ve been quiet too long.
More Olli pics, Kid Line pics, and Sami