Oh OEL, you and your foreign humor. OMG YOU’RE BACK! Wooooooooooooooooo! It’s a Thanksgiving Miracle!!!!! Or GMDM read that I gave him a deadline of Thanksgiving or I would drive down there and bring you back myself. Yay you got to fly instead of super awkward car ride with me! We both win!
So the Oilers game. Best Mother-fing Game Eva!
Martin Hanzal scored. Haha that’s what she said. No, seriously Martin Hanzal scored just 48 seconds into the game. Haha that’s also what she said. Awwwwww. YAY MARTY!!!!!!
This gives Marty five goals. THIS IS A BIG FREAKING DEAL PEOPLE.
OEL’s “back” and Marty scores, how could this game possibly get better?
Wolski makes it 2-0 in the second! And. OEL. Gets. An. Assist. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Bring the kid up, he gets a point. BAM!
This scoring is kinda fun. Who should we pick next? Ummmmmmm………… Stempniak. GO!
Holy crap Stempy you did it!
This gives Lee six goals. And Marty has five. THAT SUCKS. MARTY! NEED MOAR SCORE……
So he did. Hanzal has six goals. Tied for the scoring lead on the team with Vrbata and Stempniak. Holy mother freaking hell balls.
Scoring: Czechs do it better y’all.
Stempniak realized my overwhelming joy and became jealous and scored again to steal back the scoring lead on the team with 7 goals.
Really Stempniak? Shouldn’t you be more focused on the hockey game other than winning my approval? Plus you made Marty not have the lead, how does that win you favor? Honestly Lee, it’s like you don’t even know me.
So we CRUSHED the Oilers 5-0. Awesome win! Great shut out for Bryz. OEL got a point. Marty got two goals. Lee got two goals. Complete game effort!
So let’s talk about the D corps a bit. Jovo and Aucoin were out so we ran with Yandle-Morris, OEL-Lepisto, and Schlemko-Yonkman. Holy hell, it’s a good thing we were playing the Oilers and they suck.
Yandle is a freaking superstar. Morris is …. Morris. OEL & Sami being paired together makes me nervous because neither is a real stay at home Dman, they both jump in the play…… potential for disaster, but they played great. Yonkman-Schlem. Well. Schlem had two assists, which was great. But, UGH.
I never thought I’d say this but………… we need Jovo back. And Oakie! And send Yonkman away! I can write that down for you GMDM if you need me to.
Who was good tonight: MARTY! BRYZ! STEMP! OEL (no penalties, no blown coverage, +1)!
Who is in the doghouse: Tippett. You fucking scratched Prucha again. For Bizz. Against the Oilers. Whatever. And by the way, if you send OEL back to San Antonio in the morning, Imma shove your Thanksgiving turkey on your head.
Ok picture time! As always, you can click to make them bigger!