Fiddler Was A Firefighter In A Past Life

GAH! Oli 😦 COME BACK!

Alright so we played the Flames last night, instead of forming search parties for our missing baby hockey player.  I disapprove but I only had one vote.  By the way, the guy that voted we all go buy Red Wings jersey, Imma kill you.

THE FIRST PERIOD WAS TERRIBLE!  The Flames went up a goal and after the first about 5 minutes where we had a ton of shots on goal, they ended up with a lot of prolonged pressure around Bryz. Iginla wanted to fight Upshall.  Fiddy was mouthing off to Iginla.  We looked scattered.  NOT GOOD!

Then, in the second, we unleashed.  Have a problem with Flames?  CALL FIDDY THE FIREFIGHTER!

Fiddler, who thus far hadn’t scored this year, went bananas.  B-A-N-A-N-A-S.  Less than two minutes into the period.  BAM!  POW!  ZAP!  Fiddy (who was apparently channeling old school Batman), nets one for us.  Woooooooooooooo!

He may not look like it now, but under that confused look, he's a super hero

Stempniak is like…….. scoring?!?!?!?!  I AM ALL OVER THAT LIKE WHITE ON…. WELL, MY ENTIRE BODY.  hahahahahha it’s funny cuz he’s so pale.  No?  Ok.  But it’s true

STEMPNIAK REPORT TO THE TANNING BOOTH, STAT!

Wolski broke out and Stempers came along for the ride on their 2 on 1.  Wolski was like, Lee, thanks for buying dinner last night, you get this goal k?  And Lee shOots it top shelf over Kipper.  Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

THIS IS FUN!  WHO IS NEXT?  WHO IS NEXT?!?!?

Up, Up and Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Uppy took a slapper from above the circles and beat Kipper.  And in celebration he skates over and crashed into the boards/glass.  Cuz you know, Vandermeer isn’t here to catch Uppy anymore so it’s up to the boards/glass to do it.  ❤

3-1?  WE ARE KILLING THEM!  KILLIN…….. oh we got a penalty and they scored like 10 second into the penalty.

Crap.

1 goal games are too stressful.  HELP!  HELP!  WHOEVER CAN HELP US?  Super Fiddy?  YES!

Kipper blocked a shot and the rebound just layed behind Kipper and Fiddy flew in and tapped it in.  Fiddy with two goals!!!!!

Fiddy having two goals greatly confuses Uppy. Get in line honey.

Of course at the end we let the Flames get two weak ass goals.  60 minute effort anyone?

Super Fiddy?  Are you there?  Can you hear me? I know you don’t like to attack defenseless things (see every empty net goal you’ve ever attempted and failed at) but there is an empty net!  ATTACK!

And that, boys and girls, is how Super Fiddy got his first NHL hat trick.

The End.

Wait, that’s totally not the end.  DUDE!  GUESS WHO GOT THREE ASSISTS AND WAS THE SECOND STAR OF THE GAME!

No, not Marty.

Kooooooooooooooooooooooooooorps!

Holy crap.  I had my Korpikoski jersey on and kept jumping in circles yelling “THIS MAN RIGHT HERE”.  Wooooooooooooo!

Alright so

Who did good: Super Fiddy, Korps, Uppy, Wolski, Stempers

AJ’s Doghouse:  Whitney (got an assist but he’ staying here til he gets like 10 goals) and Tippett (until I get OEL back).

So honestly, the Czech line was just ok last night.  BUT!  They were together!  So this Flames dude knocks Marty down and his helmet goes flying off and he’s skating around with no helmet.  AND THEN HE GOES TO CHECK SOMEONE.

Martin, we must have a talk.  You can ditch your helmet in warmups and be fine, but in a game, I’ll have to slaughter anyone that concusses you (and their pets) so please, please be more careful.  Prison orange is not a good look for me.

Yes, I see your hair is growing back but don't show me during the game!

So random picture time!  

I'm glad Pru got over the chicken pox and we stopped scratching him.

New guy in the background: GET A NEW NUMBER, I KEEP THINKING YOU ARE KORPS! BETTER YET, GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!

Stemps always hangs out during warmups. I love taking pictures of his back?

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One Response to Fiddler Was A Firefighter In A Past Life

  1. Kels says:

    =) “chicken pox”

    Was so happy for Fiddy! One of the good guys with a great moment!

    When Uppy scored, I screamed Uppy! My mother came running over to me, thinking I had spilled something, hurt myself, etc. I’m like, no, dude, just Uppy. He like scored.

    Coming together, coming together!

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