Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Nothing too exciting happened. Marty didn’t return and he didn’t get two points. Jovo didn’t get a hat trick. Stempniak didn’t get his 100th goal. We didn’t come back through the whole game. *Yawn*
AND I AM A MOTHER-FREAKING LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We’re back baby! (The team, not Marty, but woohoo he’s back too!)
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO scored like barely over a minute into the game. Who woke this dude up? Good job Jovo!
The rest of the first period sucked. It’s like we couldn’t win battles to the puck, lost in the corners, and had sloppy ass passing. So you know, normal for how we’ve been playing lately. Bryz let in two goals in a row and it looked to be an ass whoopin by the Preds.
But wait………. we have a Savior!
Jesus Christ, who is left?
Jovo? No way. You’ve met Jovo right? Seen him play? Save the team? Please.
Oh yes, my friend. Eduardo put the Preds down quicker than a Vet who’s late for a hot date.
(PS ~ Still *ded* from the Marty thing above)
Jovo scores barely over a minute into the second period to tie the game at 2!!!! Holy crap Jovo!
The Preds answer back. In the second, we are getting quality looks at the net but no one can hit the open net. SERIOUSLY! Pyatt, I’m gonna smack you soon cuz you’ve had chances in like the last 9 games. BURY THEM.
At this point we are all joking and yelling “Get It To Jovo” “It’s All You Jovo” and “Play Jovo The Entire Game”.
No, but that was an excellent guess!
Stemper got his 100th career goal and ties the game at 3! Woooooooooooooooooooooooo Lee! This was extremely fortunate for us because…… 100 career goals is a big deal. Jovo felt bad that he didn’t get Lee anything to celebrate 100 goals. So Jovo had a great idea. Hahahahahahaha ok that’s a lie, Jovo has no ideas. But Prucha has this wonderful idea…..
“Jovo why don’t you get another goal and then you can give Lee one of the hats you’ll get!”
Oh PruPants, you are brilliant.
So Jovo got a hat trick to celebrate Lee’s 100th career goal. What a giving man.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we won 4-3 and lived happily every after.
PS ~ Martin Hanzal was the fan’s choice for MVP of the game over Jovo and Stempniak. Wonder how that happened :D Missed you!
Stars of the Game:
Jovo ~ Who are you and what have you done with the real Jovo? Wait, we’re keeping you.
Stempniak ~ You lil stud muffin! I’m taking you golfing to celebrate! Putt Putt!
Hanzal ~ Not me being biased…. he was #2 star of the game from the media! He had 2 assists! He was all over the place stealing pucks! He shot the puck!
OEL ~ Another assist tonight!
Prucha ~ No one works harder kid. Wish Tippett would put you back on your goddamn Czech line, it’s where the magic happens.
Oakie ~ the only tough guy out there tonight
Lepisto ~ very solid
Wolski ~ other than an assist, YOU LOOKED TERRIBLE.
Whitney ~ between your comments about the attendance and your nothingness on the ice, you’ve got a long way to dig out Sir.
Doan ~ yes, Doan. He isn’t playing like Doan. He’s playing like Doan Lite.
So the next game is Saturday against the Pens and Z. Oh I’m gonna bring Kleenex. *Cries forever* I’m also bringing a sign that says “If you boo Z, I’ll gut you”. No kidding peeps!
Leaving you with some pics: click to make ’em big!