I would take a guess that a lot of TGTBTC readers also follow AJTYG on Twitter. As one of them, I’ve seen several people ask for something of a translation guide to some of the possibly insane ramblings and shorthand harder to understand terms you might see from her and her followers on the site, and I think it’s time we take care of that.
So won’t you join me on a ride into the unknown, the language…of Yotesgurl!
O hai! : Literally translates to “Hello!” Originated from Lolcat speak. (link)
CzechFinnistan (several locations): Where some of us live. Not yet recognized by the UN. We are a peaceful nation. Outposts in Australia, and East Coast USA. Often abbreviated (i.e. ECzFn, WCzFn, NCzFnLdTn)
Awwww, I love _____!!!: AJTYG has sympathetic feelings of affection toward lots of things. Mention of any of these in the presence of AJTYG will generate this response toward the subject. This may be a subconscious reaction on AJTYG’s part.
*Ded*: AJTYG also has strong reactions of shock toward certain subjects, which can result in this faux-catatonic reaction. Can be used as a positive or negative.
SHANK: Uh oh, AJTYG ANGRY! AJTYG SMASH! When you see “SHANK” its best to lay low until the all clear signal has been issued.
ZOMGWTFBBQ: A generally used term of shock. Usually used in humorous instances. Synonyms: ZOMGWTFBBQSAUCE, ZOMGWTFROBLOWEBBQSAUCE (link)
APPEAR!: AJTYG has something to say to you. Usually followed by “O hai!” once responded to.
EXITE!: AJTYG is excited, and may be *ded* or using emergency jazz hands/euro visor hands.
OOOF!: OEL, hopefully awesome Coyotes Rookie. Originated from OEL’s first name, Oliver, which turned into Oli-Oli-Oxen-Free, then shortened into OOOF.
(The above 3 terms are always used in all-caps, and with exclamation)
Emergency Banana Phone: Much like the President of the USA has a red phone at his desk for emergencies, members of CzechFinnistan have a banana-phone. Has never been used.