The first of a couple awards that Bryz might win.
Let me start with my thoughts on the awards. I’m really ok with them all except one. Wolski. Dude, you are not the leading Coyote point getter. That is Shane Doan. Give Jesus his trophy before I stab you with it. 😐
Man of the Year ~ Vandy ~ aka badass of the year!
Hardest Worker ~ Fiddy. Pretty sad Prucha or Marty didn’t get it, but Fiddy is truly a man of the people. (OMG remind me to tell you what he said in the penalty box)
White boy award ~ Yandle ~ Yands, what did you win again….. *looks it up* Booster Club Award for fan dedication. Dude, MARTY WAS ROBBED!
Holy shit the first 12 seconds were awesomely bad, which culminated in a goal that no one saw because no one was ready, which means it doesn’t count.
They counted it.
Fine, welcome to Phoenix, we will apparently spot you one goal in the first minute. We’re warm like that. Ugh.
*Apologizes in advance for this coming freak out*
It’s ok Nashville, you have that goal, because you know what, LAURI FREAKING KORPIKOSKI IS GOING TO SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL.
THIS IS THE BEST PHOTOGRAPH IN THE HISTORY OF THE EARTH. FUCK RAINBOWS. FUCK PUPPIES. FUCK KIDS. A HAPPY AND HUGELY SMILING KORPIKOSKI MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I’M GUEST STARRING IN A SNUGGLES COMMERCIAL.
Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie game. Thank God. Can’t have our last home regular season game suck.
I had swanky swank glass seats directly next to the Coyotes penalty box. Who comes to visit me? Winnie the Pooh and Fiddy too! And let me tell you, you can completely hear what they say in the box O.o . Fiddy had some choice words for Martin Hanzal. At this point I did not try to shank him, because he was already hurt and he had a baby today (it’s a girl! Bella Jacksyn Fiddler) (PS ~ Fiddy apparently TOTALLY loves Twilight?). Fiddy, please don’t say bad things to Marty, he iz good penalty killer too!
We killed off the 5 on 3. The seats were super cool cuz you could really see how Winnik came FLYING out of the box.
Wolski scored and I totally missed it cuz I had this thing I had to do (another blog post will explain).
Jesus came to visit the penalty box and I was FREAKING OUT! I love Shane Doan and when he is near, I can feel his healing powers. But, he was not happy and the Preds scored on the PP. Crap. Now Unchristian of them!
Tie game. Again. GAH! I CAN’T DO OVERTIME!
Who saves me?
Who else scores in this period? JESUS! THE DROUGHT IS OVER!
In the interest of full disclosure, I didn’t see this goal. I didn’t even cheer this goal. I didn’t eve know it was Doan that scored it until after the game.
Why? How? WTF?
Marty was hurt. Dude. Some fucking Pred slashed him on the arm and he had owwies. Like he was in a lot of pain owwies (speaking of which, Yandle totally blocked a puck with his family goods). So I’m like supervising this injury from across the ice and totally miss the goal. Sorry Doan.
We aren’t done yet. It took an empty net but guess what! NOKIE SCORED!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookie! Thank God you didn’t miss.
So we win 5-2. Awesomeness.
We lock up home ice advantage for the first round of the playoffs. Awesomeness.
MVP ~ KORPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you hadn’t scored when you did, we could have lost momentum after that early Preds goal. PLUS YOU GAVE US THE BEST PICTURE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.
Most Improved~ Nokie! You actually got a goal. Holy crap, it’s like Christmas (aka Doan being born in April)
Tip for Tippett ~ See you in San Jose on Saturday!