Coyote Concoctions

Our players are tough!  Well, for the most part!  What are they made of?  STEEL!  GRIT!  and baby seal?

Bryz:

17% Bits o’ hot dogs, 50% Yakov Smirnoff, 33 % Russian Wall

What a country.....

Lombo:

50% Liquid Giddy-up, 50% Angel parts ….. awwwww

Vrby:

75% Itchy Trigger Finger, 15% Coolness under Pressure, 10% Pink Tag Magic

Pru:

47% Genetic material from Tigger, 3% mop-head, 3% wink power, 47% rubber ball

*Wink* How uuuuu doin'?

Doan:

10% Holy Water, 45% Angry Lord, 45% Loving Lord = 100% hockey Jesus!

Lee:

99% awesome juice, 1% residue from Leafs

Taylor:

3% fake eyelashes, 47% sky blue/ocean blue/ga-ga blue, 50% who….what….. excuse me, what were we talking about?

Your Honor, I swear I didn't mean to mesmerize them... (wtf hair?)

Korps:

20% hardass worker, 5% lying about never smiling, 50% roadrunner, 25% John Wilkes Booth who hates goalies

I can actually see Korps going "Meep Meep"

Z:

95% run into burning buildings braveness, 5% ❤

Jovo:

35% Confusion, 15% kill goalie w/puck (accidental scoring), 40% angry caveman, 10% body bumping acrobat

Me like Yandle. RAWR!

Yandle:

10% Bawston wicked coolness, 5% chance of scoring for the other team, 10% Fiddy love, 25% wannabe forward, 25% should actually be a foward, 25% Walmart post-game greeter

Welcome to Wal... WE WON!

Fiddy:

75% Ghetto Superstar, 25% melt-your-face faceoffs

Aucoin:

25% Stealth….ok WWII Bomber, 10% Standup Comedian, 10% warm fuzzies, 50% scary old man from the woods, 5% Ashley adoration

Oakie gets ready for the shootout....

Vandy:

99% Badass, 1% kickass wifey

Uppy:

25% hair product, 25% shot out of a cannon-ness, 25% kid on Xmas excitement, 25% Scrappy-Doo

Uppy-Doo?

Bizz:

50% excited puppy, 50% Mortal Kombat…..”finish him!”

I wouldn't put this tattoo past him....

Lang:

25% Icy Hot, 25% Grandpa Czech Love, 50% American Idolness at practice

Winnik:

5% fighting, 5% stripping while fighting, 90% hardhat attitude

Teek:

50% Surfer Dude, 50% California Dreamin’

Wolski:

50% Dangles 50% Polish sausage

Sami:

40% Dance, Dance Revolution, 40% Cowboy, 20% Wakko from Animaniacs

Oh Sam

Dmo:

25% making Yandle homeless, 75% lukewarm feelings from Amy

Barbs:

30% poke check artist, 35% makes you gnaw on fingernails, 35% snow angels

Schneider:

50% Vulcan power, 50% point blaster

Beam him up?

Nokie:

15% euro allure, 40% third Finn musketeer, 45% Nokie see, Nokie hit!

Marty:

25% protectiveness, 10% sign power, 10% baby seal, 55% heart

Yep.

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