Now At Forward……. Yan…dermeer?

It’s hard to keep this blog interesting when every game is the same.

We did well.

We tied.

It went to overtime.

It went to the shootout.

We won.


Don’t get me wrong, I’m out of my mind excited!  I really am!  I just have to be more creative I guess!

We rested Winnik and Schneider, which meant we needed to have a new Dman and Forward.    Sami got to play!  And our forward was Bizz….  Teek….. Lang ….. a defenseman.  We moved a Dman up to play forward?  Do you know what this means????????????

YANDLE PASSED HIS FORWARD AUDITION AND GOT THE PART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD YANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Well, I can’t blame Tip.  Yands you are the best puck handling Dman (even better than a couple forwards, but don’t tell them), you have offensive touch, and we all know you’ve worked hard at busting the puck into the zone.  The Dman getting rewarded with forward time is Yan…….dermeer.  Yandermeer?


Back the truck up, we missed a stop.  Wha……who……why……how…..where………..Welcome to Coyote bizzaro world, population: me & Yandle.

Vandy played on a crusher line with Nokie and Korps.

Guess what……….. WE SCORED FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pru pic unavailable -- artistic representation of the kid with the big heart

Pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu scored with a second left………. a power play goal!  MAYBE PRUCHA SHOULD PLAY MORE POWER PLAY.  Just a thought.

Who else scores?  Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbata!

The team does everything together. Apparently, we all even lean together!

Another Czech goal!  Another power play goal!  Q#$!##$%@#VTQ@#$VRT@#$% YES!

Of course we somehow let the Stars tie the game.  We had a huge, emotional game last nite.  We got into Dallas at 3am.  And well, it’s kind of our thing.  It’s what we do.

The Czech speaks the truth

Overtime no score.  Duh.


Wolski:  OMFG still no.

Korps:  Old move, but Turco was too quick.  Almost babes!

Vrby:  The game was on the line.  We needed this goal.  Clutch baby, clutch.

Aucoin:  There aren’t really words…. so:

You are amazing

It's true.

MVP:  Vrbata!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  A goal and a shootout goal?  You are ….. I don’t even know.  Vrbata is becoming the man that I would put in a glass case and mark with the sign “In Case of Emergency, Break Glass”.  ❤

Most Improved:  Prucha!  You scored against Turco, who previously hit and headbutted you!  Tonight, he hit you again.  Apparently he’s terrified of you and trying to take you out!

ALERT!  ALERT!  LEE STEMPIAK HAD NO POINTS.  HE IS A BUST.  TRADE HIM!    lol soooooooooooooooooo fucking kidding.  LEE!!!!!!!!!!!! ❤

Tip for Tippett:  Does Teek such that much that you would play Vandy in forward over him?  I misses mah Teek!

My memory is long you son of a bitch. Tonight you hit Z. Apparently, you don't learn.

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One Response to Now At Forward……. Yan…dermeer?

  1. Kels says:

    Where do I begin?

    “It’s hard to keep this blog interesting when every game is the same.”

    At least it’s “good” stuff. Try writing a Rangers blog.


    ” a power play goal! MAYBE PRUCHA SHOULD PLAY MORE POWER PLAY. ”

    Oh sigh maybe Renney would not be assistant coach of the NHL’s worst team had he just listened to that advice. His loss! Phoenix’s gain!

    “Aucoin is Czech for game over.”

    haha, the best! I knew Aucoin the most when he was an Isle. And I never thought anything of him. Now, I think he’s amazing. Funny and damn unfreakin’ real in the shootout. He just…he gets me every time.

    Apparently he gets the goalies too!

    And lastly Vrby. I’ve had Vrby on my fantasy team pretty much all year. No one knew about him. But I knew if he didn’t score, he’d at least shoot like mad. He’s been stellar too and such an important part of this team. I’m so happy he liberated himself from Tampa and found his way home.

    Czechs ❤ Phoenix!!!


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