I Drank the Coyotes Kool-Aid

Who put the acid in my soda?

What the fuck planet am I living on?

Is this some weird, long dream that I will wake up from?  And if this is a dream, can the Czechs come live in my house?  That would be all sorts of win.

Oh yeah… back to the game!

I was pretty sure we were gonna lose, for numerous reasons.  We’ve beat the Blackhawks twice already this season and they are a really, really good team.  We have won 7 in a row and everyone has to lose sometime.  We typically suck when we have the pre/post game shows.  And we typically suck when we have really huge crowds.   Oh, and the Blackhawks pretty much owned the first period and scored the first two goals.

Damnit.

Oh well.  It was a good run.  At least we gave a valiant effort.

Hey!  At least Wolski scored!  Good on ya kid.  Glad to see you coming around.  Glad to see we could take something positive from this game.

Then………Lee scores?!?!?!!?!?!  HOPE!

Lee, they kind of expect it now. Smiles are for surprises

Ugh, hope dashed.  Blackhawks immediately scored.  We just were not meant to win this game.  At least Wolski and Lee kept their momentum!

Patrick Sharp (!) scored to make it 4-2.  Crap.  At least it wasn’t a whooping like 7-1!  We put out a good effort.

New Guy Syndrome! Score, get excited, use wrong name!

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! AGAIN!  HOLY CRAP KID, YOU ARE LIKE OVECHKIN BUT WITH TWO EYEBROWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4-3, a noble effort to be sure.  Can hold our heads up high.  Take that Blackhawk fans!

Adrian, be careful, you'll throw your back out!

Oakie with the tying goal

It was at this point that I thought I actually may cry.

Tie game in the third.  4-4.  Who’s team is this?  My team.

Overtime: Pfft, you know we need shootout drama to end this bitch.  Although Fiddy totally won the game on that last second goal that was taken away from us for the sake of Days of Our Lives drama!

Fiddy pleads his case.... from his butt

Shootout:

Bryz ~ Perfect.

Wolski: Still nothing.

Korps:  Tried the new move but it no work this time.

Vrby: Clutch ❤

❤ ❤ ❤

MVP ~ The two-browed Ovechkin

Most Improved ~ Adrian scored……….. and not in the shootout!

Tip for Tippett:  I’m gonna need heart medication.   How about you?

Random Game Observation:  There was no sweetie pie Shane Doan.  He came out of the gates as Angry Doan!

Wow.  Wow.  Wow. Wow.  Holy crap.

Who are, who are, who are we? We are the Coyotes, mighty mighty Coyotes! Everywhere we go, people wanna know, who we are, so we howl.

Angry Doan, how I love thee

Oh Yandle

Gratuitious Czech Picture

Reasonable rates, service with a smile, every time.

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2 Responses to I Drank the Coyotes Kool-Aid

  1. Cass says:

    “Doan’s Moving Service”–Love it!!

  2. Kels says:

    Haha, you know Doaner doesn’t swear! lol.

    I listened to the end of this game from my car radio. (Thank goodness for XM!)

    I got to hear Uppy! 😉

    It was amazing. Again, this team NEVER FAILS to NEVER QUIT!

    A remarkable thing! I “a-ooo”ed from Massachusetts. And was prepared to explain it to anyone I woke up in doing so.

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