Who put the acid in my soda?
What the fuck planet am I living on?
Is this some weird, long dream that I will wake up from? And if this is a dream, can the Czechs come live in my house? That would be all sorts of win.
Oh yeah… back to the game!
I was pretty sure we were gonna lose, for numerous reasons. We’ve beat the Blackhawks twice already this season and they are a really, really good team. We have won 7 in a row and everyone has to lose sometime. We typically suck when we have the pre/post game shows. And we typically suck when we have really huge crowds. Oh, and the Blackhawks pretty much owned the first period and scored the first two goals.
Oh well. It was a good run. At least we gave a valiant effort.
Hey! At least Wolski scored! Good on ya kid. Glad to see you coming around. Glad to see we could take something positive from this game.
Then………Lee scores?!?!?!!?!?! HOPE!
Ugh, hope dashed. Blackhawks immediately scored. We just were not meant to win this game. At least Wolski and Lee kept their momentum!
Patrick Sharp (!) scored to make it 4-2. Crap. At least it wasn’t a whooping like 7-1! We put out a good effort.
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! AGAIN! HOLY CRAP KID, YOU ARE LIKE OVECHKIN BUT WITH TWO EYEBROWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4-3, a noble effort to be sure. Can hold our heads up high. Take that Blackhawk fans!
It was at this point that I thought I actually may cry.
Tie game in the third. 4-4. Who’s team is this? My team.
Overtime: Pfft, you know we need shootout drama to end this bitch. Although Fiddy totally won the game on that last second goal that was taken away from us for the sake of Days of Our Lives drama!
Bryz ~ Perfect.
Wolski: Still nothing.
Korps: Tried the new move but it no work this time.
Vrby: Clutch ❤
MVP ~ The two-browed Ovechkin
Most Improved ~ Adrian scored……….. and not in the shootout!
Tip for Tippett: I’m gonna need heart medication. How about you?
Random Game Observation: There was no sweetie pie Shane Doan. He came out of the gates as Angry Doan!
Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Holy crap.
Who are, who are, who are we? We are the Coyotes, mighty mighty Coyotes! Everywhere we go, people wanna know, who we are, so we howl.