I don’t know what went wrong but someone call in the National Guard, we have a CZECH DOWN!
This day was full of crappy fail from the start.
Prucha was scratched. WHAT THE HELL? We played BISSONNETTE over PRUCHA? Has everyone lost their damn minds? I know Tippett didn’t get a lot of sleep with the time change but I seriously may have slapped him across the face if I had seen him in person. After everything Prucha has been through, the last thing he needs to motivate him is to HEALTHY SCRATCH him!
Then in the first period, Marty gets hurt. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. The boy kicks ass on Penalty Kill, the boy plays Power Play, and rolls regular shifts. If there is ANYONE we cannot afford to lose, it be the Monster. Plus, I don’t know if you have noticed or not, but …… I don’t think he’s a terrorist.
After watching the first period like three times, the best I can tell is that he finished his last shift at the 14:23 mark and didn’t appear hurt when he went over the wall. Gah!
Anyways, back to the action:
Who scores the first goal of the game? Lombo………………….’s ass! Yandle shot the puck (hey, someone has to!) and this Thrasher dude shoves Lombo forward, causing him to fall. Nice move douchebag, cuz if you hadn’t, Lombo’s bod would not have redirected the puck.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Lombo’s ass!
Not to be outshone by Lombo’s caboose, Lee’s hands decided to get into the action. Gooooooooooooooooal! Ok Stempniak. I know you’re new and want to rack up the mentions in my blog, but you don’t ALWAYS have to score. I mean it’s cool, keep going with your badass self, but I will also write about you for other reasons.
For example, if you punched Bissonnette for being played instead of Prucha, I WOULD DEFINITELY WRITE ABOUT IT AND SING YOUR PRAISES FOREVER!!!!
Or if you would go back into the locker room, check on Marty and text me to say if he is ok or not, I WOULD ALSO DEFINITELY WRITE ABOUT THAT AND SING YOUR PRAISES FOREVER.
Or you can score goals.
It’s up to you.
Yandle assisted on both goals. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. Wait. Yandle? Are you sleeping? YANDLE WAKE UP!
So the Russians scored for Atlanta and of course our tied ass game went to overtime and a shootout. We were 13-5 in OT games coming into this game. Holy crap! I guess this year we really find ways to win instead of finding ways to lose 😛
Wolski: Dude, you had sick breakaway chances during the game and got nada. And you are 1 for 9 in the shootouts this year. WHY IS TIPPETT SENDING YOU OUT THERE????????????????????????? No goal.
Korps: You are still 50% you lil specialist you! No goal today but your move was sweet. Just a bit wide.
Radim: You HAD to score or we would lose. Whew, so glad I can always count on you when I have to.
Adrian: Like there was any fucking doubt.
MVP : Oakie! You are freaking insane with your shootouts. Who knew you had this amazing talent buried in you? Think of all the help you could have given Calgary if they had some goddamn faith in you!
Most Improved: Yandle!!!!!!!!!!! You had two assists. It took an eagle eye to spot that Lombo’s ass was open for the bank shot. (By the way, did you call bank when you shot it?)
Tip for Tippett: I cannot believe you scratched Prucha. You are this close —-> | | to being hockey dead to me.