There is no leader like Shane Doan. Mainly, because he is the Hockey Jesus. Thou shalt not worship other Captains before him!
Please go vote for him before Monday: http://ultimateleader.nhl.com/
If you do not, the following will happen:
There will never be another rainbow….. ever.
All small, cute animals will explode.
There will be no good in the Force to balance out evil, bald Getzlaf.
I will lose all faith in humanity and punch you in the face.
Christmas (celebrating the birth of Baby Shane Doan) will be cancelled until further notice.