Let’s start this blog off right baby!
The first period was like ……….. I don’t even know, what I didn’t feel engaged. Skating. Blah. No big hits. Blah. Aren’t we playing the Ducks? Don’t we want to massacre these people? HELLO?
Our first successful Duck Hunter? PRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Prucha! Prucha! Prucha! Prucha! Prucha!
Dear Sather/Renney, Ha-ha we haz Prucha and you haz no Prucha! SUCKERS! Love, Me.
I stood up, yelled, and may have reinjured myself, but it was worth it!
We seemed to remember that we were playing the Ducks and we HATE them. Well, at least Wolski remembered. He had a goal AND an assist this period!
Who got the other goal?
Fiddddddddddddy! Thank God. It had been so long since you had scored! It’s your sixth goal (and two of them have been shorthanded)! Good job slick.
Yandle had crazy drama all night. Apparently, the Ducks wanted to talk shit. To Yandle. All night. This is a bad plan.
Yands was jawin at this kid on the Ducks bench and who opens his big bald head to add to the yapping? Freaking Getzlaf. UGH! SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE GETZLAF, NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SYPHILIS. SHUT UP!
Yandle got two minutes for roughing. At the same time Fiddy got a game misconduct. Dude, they’re so tight that they can’t even let the glass come between them.
We like LIVED in the penalty box this game. TEN PENALTIES. TEN! Sami had three and Taylor had two. Boys! I don’t want you to sit! STOP!
This was all Yandle. His mouthing off, his scrums, and some flukey goal awarded after the fact that left him confused. Welcome to a day in the life of our homeless hockey player. By the way, young Yandle, the house two doors down from mine is for sale.
We hosed the Ducks 4-0. Bryz got his shutout so he gets chili dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Awesome Bryz.
Lee and Wojtek still have their Coyote point streaks intact.
Shane Doan is still Jesus.
The sky is still blue.
MVP of the game: Bryz! He told the Ducks, NO GOALS FOR YOU!
Most Improved: New kids!
Tip for Tippett: Don’t take time from Korps 😦
Epic sign story of the night: Corey Perry read my sign, gave me death glare, and I will have photographic proof at some point.
The sign you may wonder?
I ❤ Czechs like Getzlaf <3’s Rogaine.