The Flames. Ugh. I dislike the Flames. They can keep all our cast-offs. We got their Lombo, Vandypants, and BSM. BSM is something I’m trying out for Aucoin. Big Scary Man. We’ll see how it goes.
I ate chicken so I knew that a Czech would score at some point during the game.
The first period. We had a ton of shots! All of them went in! Wait, no. Two of them went in! Wait, no. None of them went in! That can’t be righ…… oh yeah, none. Damnit! We were playing hard and tossing that rubber thing at that net thing, but they didn’t consummate the relationship. What else happened? OH YEAH! THIS FREAKING IDIOT PARDY LIKE GRABS MARTY TO GIVE HIM A FACEWASH AND ENDS UP LIKE TAKING MARTY’S HELMET AND I WAS SOOOOO PISSED.
At the end of the period, the Flames scored. And when I say the end of the period, I’m not kidding. There was freaking ONE SECOND left on the board. Ugh. We don’t always handle things like this well. At least it’s better than last year when the last two minutes of every period made me want to hurl because we always fell to shit.
The second period. We were playing pretty hard and then. it. happened. I feel like the Czechs have been in exile, wandering in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights. But tonight, the little one found his way home. PRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I was so excited for you Pru! Jenna and I jumped up and down and screamed until we were unable to scream any more. YOU DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have mad Czech love for all the Czechs (even Pseudo).
Tie game. Stress! Bryz was playing pretty well but he hadn’t been seriously challenged that much. I yelled “hot dogs” at him to remind him of his contract bonus (1/2 of a hotdog per save). The rest of the period was tight and we went into the locker room at the end of the 2nd still tied 1-1. Well I didn’t go into the locker room, the boys did. Hmm I wonder how I could….. nevermind, focus.
Ouchie Sami! Are you ok? Jenna said you seemed off in warmups and you played kind of funny tonight. There were no cattle-drives with the puck into the offensive zone for our lil Finnish cowboy. I’m worried something is wrong.
Third period. I knew we were going to end up going in to overtime, I just KNEW it. By we, I mean the boys. Oh hell, when are they just gonna make me an honorary member of the team? Get it over with! I call #11.1
Anyways, I digress. Third period. A few close calls for Bryz but he held it together. GOOD RUSSIAN!!!!!!!!!!!! And…… Taylor scored! Yes, Taylor. Yes, Taylor Pyatt. Hey! He can score sometimes and stuff! Taylor was so excited. He just laid on the ice and put his head in his hands. TAYLOR! The guys were excited! They all went to hug him. Well all but one person…….
So we went up 2-1! Good Job Taylor! We eeked out the victory. The Flames are alway tough for us to beat. Freaking Phaneuf. Ugh. Pseudo elbowed Floofy and it gave me warm fuzzies.
Bissonnette was scratched. Mueller and Jovo were out with injuries. Wait, Jovo? He was kind of on the ice…….
MVP ~ Pru! Without Pru’s goal to get us tied early in 2nd, we would have been frustrated and worn down
Most Improved ~ Lombo/BSM/Vandypants … aka the Ex-Flames. You’re way better here 😛
I need more from you: Schlemko, Uppy, and Martin. Yes. You read that right. I need the big Czech Monster to make an appearance.