Author Archives: yotesgurl

Lockout, A Torturing Troll, and A Crapload of GIFs.

Posted on January 6, 2013

The lockout.  The motherfucking lockout.  It’s like having a wound that won’t heal because you’re tied down, helpless, while a little troll continually stabs you in your intestines while keeping you awake 24/7 screaming HOCKEY RELATED REVENUE, CONTRACT INCOME VARIANCE, … Continue reading →

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I Say, Zip Up Your Pants, Sir!

Posted on December 28, 2012

  I AM BREAKING UP WITH THE NHL.  WE’RE DONE.  IT’S NOT ME, IT’S YOU.  WE NEED TO END THIS BEFORE IT BECOMES BLOODY. JK.  But seriously, the lockout needs to end.  Not just for me.  For the boys.  Let’s … Continue reading →

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Wanted: Precious Foreigners For Temporary Position Of Adulation

Posted on November 13, 2012

Killing time during the lockout is hard.  What do you do with all your extra time when you’re used to going to hockey 2 to 3 times and watching hockey 2-3 other times per week?!?! Western Conference Finals?  IT WAS … Continue reading →

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Kessy in a Messy

Posted on September 27, 2012

I greatly enjoy Kale Kessy.  He has been on my list of prospects that I always look forward to seeing at camps because he fits my ideal qualifications of a gritty, tough, two-way forward and he’s a BB, so hey, … Continue reading →

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DIAF NHL & NHLPA

Posted on September 10, 2012

The first weekend or two in September are possibly literally my favorite weekends in the entire year.  There is nothing I love more than having rookie and main camp.  Nothing.  You miss hockey all summer, it’s unbearable!  Then, the kids … Continue reading →

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You May Want To Advert Your Eyes

Posted on July 25, 2012

Holy crap nothing is going on in Coyoteland.  Well, nothing good. DoanWatch ’12 continues…… in Montreal now.  ”Supposedly” there is a deadline of Friday for Jamison to get his ass in gear and make progress on the sale. Ok, I’m … Continue reading →

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This Isn’t How It Was Supposed To Go

Posted on July 20, 2012

When big tragic events happen, you watch them on TV and are horrified.  It’s tough stuff.  It is so difficult to fathom how such terrible things can happen.  But you never know the people in them, right?  That happens on … Continue reading →

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In Hockey, Either You’re In, Or You’re Out.

Posted on July 8, 2012

I’ve been meaning to blog for days, but then this happened: ………… what was I gonna blog about?  OH YEAH IT’S JULY.  FREEEEEEEE AGENTS. Ray left.  No one was super surprised.  He wanted money.  We’re on food stamps.  Frick.  DAMN … Continue reading →

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RFAs, UFAs, and Doan Forsake Us Shane

Posted on June 28, 2012

The new cap numbers (that mean nothing) look like this:  All teams must spend at least 54.2 million and no more than 70.2 million.  These numbers are nothing more than an extremely loose guide as the new CBA will change … Continue reading →

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It’s Like A Nursery Up In Here ~ BB Coyote Invasion

Posted on June 28, 2012

Nothing better to break up the monotony of summer than to have the BB Yotes come into town for the prospect camp.  Free air conditioning man, it’s priceless.  Google thinks that no one has decent pics of the crop of … Continue reading →

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