Killing time during the lockout is hard. What do you do with all your extra time when you’re used to going to hockey 2 to 3 times and watching hockey 2-3 other times per week?!?!
Western Conference Finals? IT WAS GOING SO WELL. IT WAS RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME. ALAS:
Now it’s all about finding filler.
My first endeavor was going to up to see the Sundogs play in Prescott. I got to see Chipchura and Schlemko play, which was alright. They aren’t exactly my favorites, but hey, it was hockey.
Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
It was a good time. They have two Swedes. There was entertainment. It was hockey. But…….. it was a bit of a trek. Haha, look a me sounding like an east-side Yotes fan. It’s a viable time killer.
Jack Black = NHL
Ron Burgandy = NHLPA
Baxter = Me
Thanks for standing by and doing nothing, NHLPA, while the NHL punts me.
My next experiment was going to the Suns. Well, it was an event. I’m not sure I really liked the event, but it was an event none-the-less. I used to really like basketball……. you know……. before I liked hockey. Hockey has ruined all other sports for me because it has completely enhanced my sports ADD. I constantly need something going on!
The best part was probably the foreigner. THEY HAVE A FOREIGNER!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, I got you guys this: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xi8ikkOUleE/T_YJ4g8-4UI/AAAAAAAAAlo/z6zYV8zzzNk/s1600/025.jpg
I kinda luffle him. Not Marty/Oliver/Vrby/Z level of luffle, but hard times call for hard choices.
I MISS MAR
The Coyotes should be worried. There are two options within a reasonable drive that can fulfill my foreign needs. There is no hockey, yet life continues to move forward. I guess I can technically live without it. Plus, I have extra cash.
Yep, the Coyotes organization and the players should both be worried.
I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU. JK, LUFFLE YOU FOR ALL MY LIVES
