I Lead A Martin Hanzal Appreciation Life

I’ve been missing in action for sure and something huge has happened!  Unlike the Center Who Shall Not Be Named, apparently one boy…. man…… boyman knows where his home and the love is.

MARTIN ELIJAH TYRONE HANZAL SIGNS FOR FIVE MORE YEARS OF EPIC LOVE AND SIGNS.

AND HE SIGNS FOR 3.1 MILLION PER YEAR?  Hahahaha he makes 100K more than Vrby each year.  AND the Center Who Shall Not Be Named wants like 4?  Please.

HOMETOWN DISCOUNT?  FIVE YEARS?  AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALWAYS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU………  He totally is the Whitney to my Kevin Costner *protector wif shanks*  Bahaha dream job!

So this was the reaction:

O YEA O YEA

ZOMG! ZOMG! ZOMG!!!!!!!!

 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ITS SO AMAZING I FEEL LIKE IMMA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So then it’s time to name the alternate captains.  It’s prolly gonna be Vrby, Oakie, or someone who is a big older and helps carry the leadership role, right?

SWEET BABY JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL, MARTY GOT A FREAKING A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  A IS FOR AMY.

I can't even

DED

THE FLAILIEST FLAIL OF ALL THE FLAILS

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HE IS MADE OF PARTICLES THAT WERE BLESSED BY THE GOD OF AWESOMENESS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I CANT EVEN STAY ON MY FEEEEEEEEEEEET

TEEHEE

O HAI MAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HIS HOME IS

FACT

OOOOOOOOOO YESSSSSSS

INSANITY REIGNSSSSSSSS

I...........you................... gah

I like him, ok? <3

Amen.

 

 

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