Thought I’d check in with our baby pups and see what they are up to after seeing the news that Philip Lane and Brandon Gormley were brought up to the AHL Rampage team this week. It’s that time of the year where we will be pulling up our Black Aces for the playoffs and the professional contracts will come rolling in.
Looking at the stats between goalies Mark Visentin and Louis Domingue, it was Visentin who was called up to the AHL team. My theory is that Louis Domingue is currently being coached by PATRICK ROY BITCHES!!!!!!! Therefore, it makes sense to leave him with the Remparts for another season under the epicness of Roy.
Any excuse to use this picture of BB GOALIE!
Mark is tired from practice. Or is practicing his centerfold pose?
Colin Long, who is playing as a center for the Las Vegas Wranglers of the ECHL, has 16 goals and 21 assists in just 50 games.
Mark Visentin, the goalie for the Niagara Ice Dogs, is 20-9-6 with a 2.52 GAA.
Brandon Gormley, our baby stud defenseman, had 13 goals and 35 assists in 47 games with the Moncton Wildcats (Yandle’s team!). Point per game player mofos!!!!
Evan Bloodoff plays forward and has 22 goals and 22 assists in 72 games for the Kelowna Rockets.
Justin Weller, one of our D prospects, has 4 goals and 13 assists in 68 games with the Red Deer Rebels of the WHL (Marty’s team!).
Philip Lane, a forward for the Brampton Battalion, has 17 goals and 17 assists in 54 games.
Louis Domingue (BB GOALIE BITCHES!!!!!), goalie for the Quebec Remparts, is 37-12-1 with a 2.65 GAA with 2 shutouts. In four playoff games so far, he has a 2.00 GAA, a shut out and is 4-0 for his coach Patrick Roy.
Charles Inglis, one of our forward prosepcts, has 32 goals and 28 assists for the Prince George Cougars in 69 games.
Jordan Szwarz, a forward for the Saginaw Spirit, has 27 goals and 39 assists in 65 games.
- O hai Jordan!
Matheiu Brodeur, a dman for the LV Wranglers, has no goals and 1 assist in 52 games. WTF?
Rampage boys!
Chris Summers, our Dman studmeister, has a goal and 9 assists in 72 games.
Jonas Ahnelov, Gah! Jonas has only played 42 games after a head injury and has 2 goals and 2 assists.
Michael Stone, our Dman with a huge shot, has 2 goals and 11 assists in 72 games.
Maxim Goncharov, our lil stud Russian Dman, has 6 goals and 9 assists in 61 games. Now if we can just work on his temper!
Viktor Tikhonov, sunshine of my life, has 9 goals and 23 assists in 57 games. No call ups all season. Hate you Tippett!
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF THE EARTH....... GIANT CZECH GETTING ON THE ICE!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS ALIVE!!!!
Sully: Go to the bench Marty, no drills for you. Marty: *pouts*
NHL on the fly? Try Boedker on the fly.
Awww happy Oakie <3
Baby Dane and Raggedy Andy
I sneak off bench. No tell Sully. 
Our newest Coyote is Andy Miele.....
He is on twitter as @Andy_Miele
And since he is so wee tiny.......
Ryan Hollweg is on twitter now too @TheStache15
He is called Raggedy Andy by moi
Biz bends over and is Andy-sized!
Yandle: Don't you think Marty's groin is looking good??? Lauri: UGH!
Tippett giving Andy the vision test... Andy: Ummm 11....17.....28.....
