Ok, so Sami didn’t score, Pyatt tipped it. But, in the eyes of this blog…. SAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe I’m seriously biased, but I swear we play better with Sami. He takes good shots and while he is a little crazy, he’s a solid, mobile defender. Just sayin.
So we went into the pond and avenged our previous loss. Apparently, Bobby Ryan was too busy worrying if his fly was down during this game to score 3 goals. Thank you random girl!
In addition to Sami’s (Pyatt’s) goal, Doan (!!!!!) and Stemniak (empty netters still count Sir) got on the board for us. So Doan was able to score beacause *at this point, children should stop reading this post*
FUCKING PAUL MARA CROSSCHECKED THE SHIT OUT OF MARTY’S CHEST AND MARTY FELL TO THE ICE LIKE A SACK OF MOTHERFUCKING CZECH POTATOES. LISTEN MARA, YOU WERE RUNNING AROUND LIKE A FUCKING WANNABE GANGBANGER ALL NIGHT AND YOU BETTER THINK TWICE NEXT TIME OTHERWISE UR GONNA BE A GANGBANGED AND NOT IN THE PLEASANT WAY YOU FREAKING ASS.
The Ducks are so fucking dirty. I CANNOT STAND THEM. AT ALL. I HATE THEM WORSE THAN THE RED WI…..OK……… EQUAL AMOUNTS AS I HATE THE RED WINGS. Mara freaking gets into a Crosschecking match with Wolski. WOLSKI! He’s like this little cabbage patch kid that would never hurt anyone BECAUSE HE’S A DOLL MARA. YOU CROSSCHECKED A DOLL.
You know who also needs to drop the soap in a prison? FREAKING ANDY SUTTON. YES, I SAW THE REPLAY. I AM AN EXPERT. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I JUST WANT TO RUN THEM ALL OVER WITH A BUS. AND THEN BACK OVER THEM (except Bobby Ryan because he is, and forever shall be, an American Hero. Team USA umbrella of protection).
So basically the game can be broken down like this: We scored. Bryz shut them out. The Ducks showed they were the dirtiest scum in the NHL.
Whew. Ok. Glad I got that out.
K I’m done talking about the Ducks. May they all lose their hair like their Captain (once again, except Bobby Ryan, USA! USA!)
Oh those Coyote Pups are kicking ass and taking names. They swept two games against the Baby Red Wings in Grand Rapids today and Saturday, after beating the Texas Stars on Friday. 6 point weekend? Can’t get better than that right there!
So that puts the Rampage at 18-6-1, which leads not only their division, but the entire Western Conference of the AHL. They have scored 84 goals, while allowing only 66.
The leaders look like this:
Matheiu Beadoin: 12-15-27 in 25 games, with 8 PIM, 63 shots and has 6 power play points
Brett MacLean: 11-11-22 in 25 games, with 18 PIM, 114 shots, and 5 power play points
Mikkel Boedker: 6-16-22 in 25 games, with 6 PIM, 57 shots, and 3 power play points
Viktor Tikhonov: 4-12-16 in 25 games with 10 PIM, 51 shots, 1 power play point, and 1 short handed goal
Oliver Ekman-Larsson: 2-6-8 in 10 games, with 14 PIM, 23 shots and 1 power play point
Petr Prucha: 4-1-5 in 5 games, with 0 PIM, 15 shots, and 1 power play point
Both Matt Climie and Al Montoya are rollin like wheels down a hill. Matt is 11-4 with a 2.10. Al is 7-3 with 3.0 but is vaaaaastly improved since the start of the year where he had some blow out games.
How scary does this power play sound? It’s at about a 26% success rate. Boedker and OEL run the point, Tikhonov, MacLean, and Prucha can be down low. Umm, that PP would be better than some of the NHL teams. Seriously. Plus you have Ebbett, Beaudoin, Picard, Stafford, and Stone to fill out an entire second unit. THIS IS COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS.
Prucha and OEL had two goals each in Saturday’s game. TWO GOALS EACH. HOW DID I MISS THIS GAME?
So, one has to wonder, how long Prucha and OEL are going to be tearing shit up in the AHL before they are called back.
Will Prucha be plucked off re-entry waviers?
Will OEL be allowed to go to the World Juniors at the end of December or will his liklihood of being called up as an emergency injury replacement keep him stuck in San Antonio?
Will Chris Summers perform Bieber songs as intermission entertainment?