So when the Coyotes win 7 in a row and we actually get more fans coming into the building, I thought they’d be ……. not blue? Whatevs, we’ll take ‘em.
If I told you we were playing the Ducks and scored 4 goals, that sounds like a recipe for winning right? ME TOO! But, the Ducks have this pesky secret weapon. He’s a secret cuz Bobby Ryan isn’t his REAL name. No seriously, Bobby Ryan isn’t his real name: http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3782270
Stupid American Hero. At least it was him and not Getzlaf the giant douchebag. Little known fact: Getzlaf kills kittens in order to try to fashion at toupee. AND he’s mean to American Hero:
Ok enough about that hot mess, let’s look at what we did last nite. Or didn’t do. Dmo started us off with a goal to get on the board first. Dman scoring! Getting on the board early! Coyotes hockey! We’re gonna win, 8 in a row baby! …….. or not.
The Ducks tie. Crap.
In the second, Korps scores for us! Totally thought it was Uppy. It was announced as Uppy. IT WAS KORPS! Umm, that’s six goals on the year. Redic! He needs a post-goal nap for sure. LaBarbara, take off one of your leg pads and let Korpi use it as a pillow.
We need another goal! These Ducks haven’t won in like 6 games! THEY ARE HUNGRY!
Yandle looked too scary with his 12 face stitches above his eye, so HI LEE! Yaaaaaaaaaaaandle! Power play goal. Man, that’s the only one of those we’d have all night, despite getting 9000 attempts cuz the Ducks are so damn dirty.
I must say, other than that goal, Yandle had a tough night defensively. He just seemed off. Missed passes, bad passes, and general out of place-ness. Wouldn’t have been so noticeably if Yandle wasn’t consistently badass.
So we’re up 3-1! GAH! The notorious 2 goal lead! We better be careful….
…..Bobby Ryan scores twice.
Perry scores. (GAH! ANYONE BUT THIS DUDE)
Bobby Ryan scores.
Getzlaf doesn’t score but he has 4 assists. Fuck.
HATE HATE HATE the Ducks!
Uppy scores, but it wasn’t a magical three goal goal that would have…….. nope, even that wouldn’t have evened up the score.
DAMN YOU BOBBY RYAN! Until you gave your stick to that kid in the stands. Awwwwwwwwwwww. Classy stuff Sir.
Who was good for us: Shane Doan (3 assists), Radim Vrbata (2 assists), and our goal scorers.
Tonight, we just didn’t have it. And by it, I mean defense. Two of those Bobby Ryan goals were pretty much breakaways. Jovo was -3 on the night, and looked it.
Oh well. All streaks must come to an end. Our winning streak, the losing streak of the Ducks.
I was feeling pretty spiteful: Record Post-Prucha: 0-1. Just sayin’