Paint Me A Picture, Make It Real Pretty

Latvians like to cross-train for sports. PRU HE TACKLED YO ASS!

Since there isn’t much going on until the game Thursday, I figure that I haven’t had a good MS Paint post in a long time.  So…. here we go.

Gah! BB OEL is still little!

Much like Buddha's belly, it's good luck to rub the helmet of Turris. Turris thinks it's good luck to love up on OEL. Superstitious freaks!

Marty, I <3 you but.... SHUT UP AND SHOOT PUCK

Vrby is always polite.

Only Pru would think that falling down will lead to a goal. Oh wait, for him it does. FALL PRU FALL!

Awwww poor Schlem! Iz ok rookie.

Holmstrom learns it's not smart to question Yandle's parentage.

Oakie! Holmstrom iz not mule. Franzen is mule!

That's right bitches, check out that halo.

And when you both awaken and you hear the secret word you will fight about soup.....

Secret word: Harpoon!

Fiddy not only sleepwalks, but sleep fights? THAT'S NOT YANDLE FIDDY, WAKE UP!

Yandle, who has watched a bit too much Top Gun, senses an enemy MiG and advises Belanger..... And apparently Chara has seen a bit too much Jurassic Park.

OH NO. NOT NOW OLIVER! THINK ABOUT OTHER THINGS!

Soooooooooo this next part required no paint.

I like to refer to it as : UPPY’S A HOT MESS THAT IS OUT OF CONTROL AND WE FREAKING LOVE HIM

Enjoy.

PRAGUE! THANKS FOR COMING OUT! YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT CROWD. WE WILL SEE YOU NEXT TIME! WOOOOOOOO! Uppy. You iz not rockstar.

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUPERMAN! JUST LIKE THE UNDIES I HAVE ON! Ever wonder where Uppy gets his powers from? There ya go folks.

MUST GET PUCK ACROSS LINE! Uppy, the net is off. MUST GET PUCK ACROSS LINE!

O HAI. IM SCOTTIE. DONT LOOK ABOVE YOU. IM A LIBRA. I HAVE GOOD HAIRS. AND YOU ARE?

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!?!?! Who let Uppy watch Gladiator again?

YOU FOLLOW ME LIL PUCKY, I CLEARS DA WAY FOR YOU.....

WOOOOOO CAN YOU GUYS SEE ME DOWN HERE? I DID IT! SEE MY ARMS UP IN THE AIR? MEANS I SCORED!

CATCH ME YANDLE, VANDERMEER LEFT. YOU HAVE TO CATCH ME LIKE JOHNNY CASTLE CAUGHT BABY. DIRTY DANCING YANDLE, WATCH IT ALREADY.

SO TIRED FROM CELEBRATING. SEE YOU NEXT TIME GUYS!

And one special non-Coyotes:

Fleury: Z! I can't see around the big red heart around you! MOVE!

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One Response to Paint Me A Picture, Make It Real Pretty

  1. Alex says:

    I love the first picture of Uppy not just for Uppy (but of course, I <3 ), but for Yandle's face in the background. I think Yandle needs to work on his celebrating a bit…perhaps that's why he's following Uppy…for the education.

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